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I could be mistaken, but from what I've read in the past, a kid will become too scared to shit if they have a bout of constipation (and thus they equate bowel movements with pain). And if they go for a really long time without taking a dump, they wind up with an impacted bowel and need to have the giant shit mass surgically removed from their bodies. I'm not sure how long exactly it takes for one to get so backed up that a regular old flush won't take care of it, but if a tard won't shit and it's that concerning, Kim's idea is a good one of getting the kid's plumbing cleaned out once a month. I've also heard of Moos giving their constipated tards daily enemas because the fuckers wouldn't shit on their own (which is all good and convenient short term, but who's going to give Junior his daily enema when he's 50 and Mommy is dead?)

@blondie, that reminds me of the shit my mother's dog does. She loves getting table scraps, and she will gladly not touch her kibbles for 2 or 3 days in hopes of getting a bite of human food. Dumb as she is, she will not allow herself to starve to death and will go back to her dry food as a last resort.

Another thing I'd wonder about with these finicky tards: Are they on any kind of vitamin supplements? Cases of scurvy in kids in developed nations has been going up for the last few years because of kids living on diets of only 1 or 2 foods. I would probably let a kid starve, as ass as that sounds. If they're THAT fucking stubborn that they will refuse 99% of all food when they are in the throes of hunger (or if I had to sing and dance like a Gong Show contestant to get results), then how are they going to fucking feed themselves when they get to be adults? Who's going to be there to scoop slop in their pieholes while warbling like a canary for the rest of the child's life? A kid can't be too hungry if he or she has the luxury of refusing most food options.

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